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Shrek and Peridot are on a date at Olive Garden. It's been lovely so far, but Shrek seems very nervous. Shrek: "What's wrong, my love? You haven't even touched your onion rings." Peridot's face looks like she's smelling a stinky onion. She purses her lips and sighs. Shrek: "Are you worried about what people will think when they find out you're from space?" Peridot: "Oh Shrek, I'm so sorry. It's just that you smell, and I can't bear onions for two more minutes." Shrek: "What? That's the worst insult anyone could throw at me." He shakes his head sadly. Peridot touches Shrek's nose. Shrek wiggles his nose to signal he's upset. Peridot: "Excuse me, Shrek, I'm sorry I was so rude to you." Shrek: "You're beautiful, my love. Thank you." He reaches out for Peridot's hand. Peridot gently reaches up for Shrek's hand, and he kisses it. Peridot: "I love you so much." Shrek: "I love you, my love." Shrek and Peridot have a breadstick fight, and Peridot wows everybody in the